The Breck Girl Confesses All

John Edwards, not satisfied with using his wife's terminal illness to try to boost his unsuccessful Presidential campaign within this past year, just revealed what everyone knew, but the MSM refused to even try to investigate: he's been having an affair. My wife a year ago said he was the kind of man who would, seeing as he's the kind of person who can't imagine how lucky you must be to be with a man like him (in contradisctinction, men and women who don't cheat all can't believe how lucky they are). Of course, only John Edwards can't believe how great John Edwards is. He should be ashamed of himself, but you can't be ashamed when you're shameless.