Saturday, May 06, 2006

A Poster For Rebellious Teachers

For those out there who are rebellious teachers (and students), who actually think that receiving a true education is important, I offer the following poster, to be put up across college campuses across the country:


ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!

YOU ARE NOT RECEIVING THE BEST EDUCATION YOU COULD BE FROM THIS COLLEGE!

The Administration had determined that, since many students are only interested in receiving a good grade and are not interested in being educated, that everyone must receive CONTENTLESS EDUCATIONS!

The only students who complain are those who do not want to do class work or learn anything, but still want to receive good grades. Rather than giving students what they need – a quality education – the Administration has decided to simply cave in to these irrational demands, and thus deprive you of a good education. Many classes are thus being structured so as to make it possible for students to receive an A without learning anything at all – since content puts students in danger of making something other than an A. They are accommodating those students who do not want to learn and, as a result, are cheating the rest of you of a good education.

THIS MUST STOP!

If you want to receive a good education, if you want to have classes with content, and do not want to just sit in classes that teach you nothing, do not challenge you, and put you together in groups so that other people who do not know anything can waste you could be learning to talk about what they don’t know, you must act now!

Tell the Administration that you want TEACHERS who actually TEACH classes with actual CONTENT

If STUDENTS do no insist on being properly educated, the Administration will continue to take your money while denying you a true EDUCATION

2 comments:

Todd Camplin said...

Someone is bitter, what happen to you to have such a powerful reaction. However, I say here, here to your ideas.

I look up the words higher education, the american definition is: people who pay money for letters behind their names while making sure teacher don't get in their way by teaching them anything. I think that about covers it for the lazy ones.

You need to scare people better on opening day. Case out those lazy people.

V said...

I have made that same argument to so many people. They just look at me like I'm nuts.